To Whom It May Concern,
It is a pleasure to be writing a letter on behalf of my student self. I have known myself in the capacity of student for the past 13 years. During this time I have developed outstanding skills that have allowed me to demonstrate that I am ready for a real writing life.
As a young student, in my early years of education, I was taught to be quiet and quickly hushed by my teachers any time I blurted out an idea that was entirely my own. And if I dared ask questions that were not reflected on the daily schedule, I was given the ever frightening “teacher look.” This resulted in my learning to not think too much and to be more of a listener. I believe that a writing life would encourage me to do more of my own deep thinking and possibly even ponder some of those questions that still come to my mind.
Middle school proved to be an even more delightful experience as I learned about writing for purposes that exist only within the insides of a school. I never looked forward to writing those cumbersome essays about the theme in a book or what current social problem is undermining society or proving my point about how the characters were similar in blah blah book. These assignments taught me to not care and just do minimal work. I was further enlightened by these assigned essays as I learned that an audience doesn’t exist. The only person who read this crap was the teacher who then gave it back to me with half hearted suggestions of how to fix it. I never got to see if my words had any power. I am most ready for a writing life.
Then the shit hit the fan in high school. This was truly the place where I saw that writing is a lockstep process and you shall not be creative or step out of the one damn genre you are writing in for if you do, the wrath of hell will come upon you and your writing will be scored harshly. Don’t use creative ways to engage your reader in the opening, that is gibberish just get on with it and state the damn thesis. Don’t put in anything like dialogue or a Yelp review because the teacher has to score all these bloody papers and adding extra stuff makes it hard to grade. Just keep it simple. Don’t mix genres. Don’t be creative. Don’t think. Don’t be a writer.
My student self is now ready to apply for a real writing life so that the mysteries of what real writers do can be revealed. All these years of not thinking while I wrote in a robotic fashion has shown that I am yearning to master this skill of writing because I can’t even produce this letter (my older brother is typing it for me as I say it out loud – why didn’t anyone tell me about how I can rehearse my writing by saying it first?). I highly recommend my student self for a position in the real writing life. If you have any questions, I can be contacted at the number below.